Well I’m afraid Kava Kava was the least of it.
Go into local cheapo haircut place. Guy asks me, “You want it just like that?” “No, you idiot. It’s already just like that. I want it cut.”
This is an example of an ‘About’ blurb. I’m sure that the author of this blog is highly intelligent, witty and even possibly socially competent.
It can be modified from this theme‘s options panel in the admin area (Appearance → Theme Options)