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I love eating apples. It’s January 24, 2005

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I love eating apples. It’s like eating sweet, sweet wood.

Big Country Fails to Make January 18, 2005

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Big Country Fails to Make Scottish Top Ten

Novel idea: it’s like a January 15, 2005

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Novel idea:

it’s like a Stockholm syndrome wearing off.

We start with a woman who is married and gleefully spending her dead ex-husband’s money, along with her lover. They share a guilty pleasure in having profitted from the husband’s demise, which they together orchestrated and executed. They are rish, spoiled, selfish and sinful murderers, getting away with it.

The revelation of the murderous past is revealed slowly.

But the woman also feels weird and confused and uncertain abouyt her memory, so perhaps enters therapy.

In the course of therapy, or under the influence of drugs or hypnosis, she slowly begins to recall the events differently, until eventually she and we realize that in fact, she was NOT a willing participant in the murder of her husband. She never was the shallow, materialistic person she is trying to act out now. In fact, the lover was behind the whole thing. He was obsessed with her. She was happily married, or maybe not so happily, but had no intention of leaving her husband.

The lover moves in, obsessed and charming, cunning and wicked. Somehow kidnaps the couple, murders the husband, convinces the wife she really wanted it this way, they marry, he shares the wealth, and she starts to live according to the lover’s narrative, her memory of the facts obliterated by guilt, shame, fear.

I think there’s a Lifetime screenplay in it.

This idea is copyright me, this year, dammit.

Cool, I installed new memory

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Cool, I installed new memory and a second internal HD, but still have this stupid restart/shutdown problem.

I always feel triumphant when I do internal hardware work. I sort of hate and fear it, but I am happy with the results.

So my PC has an

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So my PC has an odd behavior. I almost never turn it off, but reboot once a week or so.

But when I’m out of town or for maintenance reasons or whatever, I need to turn it off. When I use the Start -> Turn Off Computer -> Turn Off, it does not actually shutdown, but in fact restarts. It’s like there is no way to cleanly shutdown, it always reboots, so I have to do hard shutdown, which is bad and gives me blue screen on eventual restart while it tries to sort out what happened.

Whatever.

Cool! Jury duty! Why does January 8, 2005

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Cool! Jury duty!

Why does everyone want to get out of jury duty? Their boring jobs are so much more fascinating and important? It’s novelty. Bring on the novelty.

I sure wish this thing

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I sure wish this thing would blog itself.

Na-No-Blog-Mo Ah, OK, thats was January 3, 2005

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Na-No-Blog-Mo
Ah, OK, thats was Fictoblog was gonna do…

Read Ectoblog on Mach-pi.

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Read Ectoblog on Mach-pi.

Bad bumper sticker ideas: “I

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Bad bumper sticker ideas:

“I don’t care — and I vote!”

“Support the troops by putting a decal on your car. Apparently they love that.”

“Nobody kill anybody.”