Monthly Archives: October 2006

Piss Off All Your Neighbours

Hey kids! It’s not too late to order your bumper stickers — don’t just piss off some of your neighbors — piss off all your neighbors:

The Unearned Pistachio

Speaking of nuts… You’re eating pistachios, a bowlfull, roasted, salted, in the shell. After a few minutes your finger tips and fingernails start wearing down. It’s painful but you cannot stop. Then, down in the pile, you see it — the lone nut. No shell, just resting there, hard to see. It’s the unearned pistachio.


This is pecan season. Damn I miss pecans! Those green stains in the driveway, the scabby husk. The oof! you feel when you fall in the lawn on top of a pecan. The skill acquired from opening millions of pecans — to be able to remove one whole, clean it and eat it. Filling up

We must not view my failures as my failures.

We must not look at every success of the enemy as a mistake on our part. – President Bush, 10/25/2006 Oh, mustn’t we? I believe in war that is precisely how to view the successes of the enemy. By extension, I guess he means, “We must not view the failures of people under my command – Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer’s – Oct 5, 2006 – Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer’s – Oct 5, 2006 New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function. Researchers at the Scripps Research Institute in California found that marijuana’s active ingredient, delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, or

Gimp Found in White House Dungeon

Will Democrats try to exploit for political advantage? News at 11.