Monthly Archives: January 2007

Long Beach, MS

It’s not often I wake up to a story about Long Beach, MS on the front page of the New York Times. (link). Of course, it would be a story like this: Stores are not reopening in part because they cannot get insurance, he said; just three gap-toothed blocks remain of the commercial strip that

Aints

So as you may know, I don’t give a shit about sports. However if the Saints go to the Superbowl, I most certainly will give a royal shit about sports.

Two Twins

Two Twins. Men. Joel and Jesse or something. Identical. Finish each other’s sentences, folks can’t tell ‘em apart. They’re bright, likable, from a well-bred upper class East Coast family. Excelled in English and art. Both marry similar women, have similar kids. They work, succeed, make contributions,etc. Then one of them tragically dies — auto accident.

Lindsay Lohan clips toenails, news at 11

Lindsay Lohan has the best publicist in Hollywood. She gets a pea under her mattress and it’s frontpage news.

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, PHINEAS?

I AM CONSTANTLY ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND TYPING LONG SENTENCES BEFORE I REALIZE IT. IT’S REALLY AMAZING HOW MUCH IT APPEARS TO CHANGE THE TONE OF THE MESSAGE — MAKING YOU A SHOUTER OR A NEWBIE OR SOME ORDER OF MORON OR ANOTHER. IT USUALLY GETS AWAY FROM ME IN IM CHAT