http://phineas.kimbo.org/2007/01/04/why-are-you-shouting-phineas/ Let's all drink to the death of a clown Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:08:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2007/01/04/why-are-you-shouting-phineas/#comment-31 ectostan Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:04:54 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=198#comment-31 I'm in favor of connecting a small car battery to the key so that it will deliver a hefty electric shock anytime it is touched. One could still use it, but it would have to be important enough to make it shock-worthy. An added benefit, of course, is the Pavlovian conditioning one would acquire after several accidental pressings. I’m in favor of connecting a small car battery to the key so that it will deliver a hefty electric shock anytime it is touched. One could still use it, but it would have to be important enough to make it shock-worthy. An added benefit, of course, is the Pavlovian conditioning one would acquire after several accidental pressings.

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