Comments on: Deceitful Snail Spam http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/07/15/deceitful-snail-spam/ Let's all drink to the death of a clown Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:08:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: drew http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/07/15/deceitful-snail-spam/#comment-80 drew Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:37:01 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=346#comment-80 Old ladies. Seriously, they snag old ladies who are just savvy enough to get email but too trusting to know shit from Shinola (whatever that is -- I just bought 30 cases of it -- supposed to thicken my hair AND my cock in just 30 X 6 applications -- I'm like, "no-brainer!"). Our job as not-yet-old-ladies is to protect the old ladies in our lives. Little brother Krew and I have it easy because Mama Bixcube doesn't believe *anything*, even stuff that's demonstrably true, like gravity and Sasquatch. Look out for your old ladies, gentlemen: they may be the oldest ladies you ever get. Word. +drew Old ladies. Seriously, they snag old ladies who are just savvy enough to get email but too trusting to know shit from Shinola (whatever that is — I just bought 30 cases of it — supposed to thicken my hair AND my cock in just 30 X 6 applications — I’m like, “no-brainer!”).

Our job as not-yet-old-ladies is to protect the old ladies in our lives. Little brother Krew and I have it easy because Mama Bixcube doesn’t believe *anything*, even stuff that’s demonstrably true, like gravity and Sasquatch.

Look out for your old ladies, gentlemen: they may be the oldest ladies you ever get. Word.

+drew

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