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An Alternative History Of Mississippi October 12, 2007

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I dreamed I microwaved my laptop. December 10, 2006

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I dreamed I microwaved my laptop.

I dreamed I was staying in this foreign hotel room. The telephone, coffee maker, microwave, internet port and television were all part of one jerry-rigged appliance. I plugged in my laptop and later watched television. In the middle of a porn movie starring that sassy friend from Will and Grace I started to smell smoke. I got up and realized I had microwaved my laptop.

Later I dreamed I woke up in that hotel room, and my laptop was fine, it had all been a dream.

Then I woke up and wrote this. If this appears on my blog, then this time I am not dreaming, I think.