http://phineas.kimbo.org O hai! A Six of Racer 5 is awesome! Thanks! Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:39:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/05/5-mos-no-coffee-but-today-a-d/#comment-113 ken Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:08:25 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/05/5-mos-no-coffee-but-today-a-d/#comment-113 As your sponsor, I'm telling you, keep the plug in the jug and take it one day at a time, brother. Hope I'm not too late. As your sponsor, I’m telling you, keep the plug in the jug and take it one day at a time, brother. Hope I’m not too late.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-112 ken Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:40:25 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-112 Obviously you had black-eyed peas and cabbage on new year's day. Obviously you had black-eyed peas and cabbage on new year’s day.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-111 admin Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:57:21 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-111 It's fairly predictable. Red beans and rice on Mondays, fish on fridays. The rest of the time it's collard greens. It’s fairly predictable. Red beans and rice on Mondays, fish on fridays. The rest of the time it’s collard greens.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-110 ken Sat, 03 Jan 2009 14:51:12 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/2009/01/02/gumbo-night/#comment-110 Why don't you tell us what you had for dinner every night this week? Why don’t you tell us what you had for dinner every night this week?

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/12/14/cop-asks-us-any-strange-chemi/#comment-108 ken Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:23:01 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/cop-asks-us-any-strange-chemi/#comment-108 I think they might have been asking you if your neighbors had a meth lab going in there. It's a reason why some houses burn down. I think they might have been asking you if your neighbors had a meth lab going in there. It’s a reason why some houses burn down.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/12/05/hummer/#comment-107 ken Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:03:42 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=447#comment-107 While we're at it, could we also somehow punish the idiots who bought and drove the Hummers? Could they also be ritually beaten? While we’re at it, could we also somehow punish the idiots who bought and drove the Hummers? Could they also be ritually beaten?

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/11/23/green-dilemma/#comment-106 ken Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:08:53 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=445#comment-106 Even Joe the Plumber realizes it's cheaper to drive the Accord gas-wise than his humongous American-made 4WD truck, which his wife has been trying to talk him into getting rid of anyway. This is him finally, reluctantly, going along with that. Besides being gas-hungry, the truck actually has a cracked manifold, and so was doomed. He didn't want to admit that to his wife since she didn't like it and it has been a constant point of tension over several years. He never really needed the truck for work. All his tools fit fine in the back seat of the Honda. Instead of getting rid of the truck, he will put it up on blocks in the front yard as his final passive/aggressive trump card in the argument with his wife. Who probably voted for Obama, though she won't admit it. He'll tinker with it occasionally, but more often just go sit in it and drink a beer. After some years of this it will go to the salvage yard. Even Joe the Plumber realizes it’s cheaper to drive the Accord gas-wise than his humongous American-made 4WD truck, which his wife has been trying to talk him into getting rid of anyway. This is him finally, reluctantly, going along with that. Besides being gas-hungry, the truck actually has a cracked manifold, and so was doomed. He didn’t want to admit that to his wife since she didn’t like it and it has been a constant point of tension over several years. He never really needed the truck for work. All his tools fit fine in the back seat of the Honda. Instead of getting rid of the truck, he will put it up on blocks in the front yard as his final passive/aggressive trump card in the argument with his wife. Who probably voted for Obama, though she won’t admit it. He’ll tinker with it occasionally, but more often just go sit in it and drink a beer. After some years of this it will go to the salvage yard.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/11/04/world-breathes-audible-sigh-of-relief/#comment-105 ken Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:39:22 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=395#comment-105 We laughed, we cried, we both danced on the table! We laughed, we cried, we both danced on the table!

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/10/27/fireplace/#comment-89 Phineas Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:20:26 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=417#comment-89 I was thinking of just handing out scratch and sniff cards to my guests. I was thinking of just handing out scratch and sniff cards to my guests.

]]> http://phineas.kimbo.org/2008/10/27/fireplace/#comment-88 ken Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:57:37 +0000 http://phineas.kimbo.org/?p=417#comment-88 You'll need some incense that smells like burnt logs. You’ll need some incense that smells like burnt logs.

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